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So my name is Ashley.
And I'm a mess.
If you need someone to listen to you or just want to chat with someone. Just send me something and I'll be that person.

thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

keozeo:

adventure-time-gif:

The Monologue of the Lich.

"OMG ADVENTURE TIME IS FOR KIDS HOW CAN YOU WATCH THAT?!"
lol wut?

alltimejackalow:

Don’t you hate it when you’re driving and all of a sudden you move a certain way and your lower back begins to ache and you have a lower belly pain and you think about what day of the month it is and then everything slows down and you remember and all you can murmur is

OH NO

OH SHIT OH NO NO NO

geolu:

you must keep your titan shifter well-exercised

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

carapherxelia:

A Day To Remember - All Signs Point to Lauderdale [video credit]

carapherxelia:

A Day To Remember - All Signs Point to Lauderdale [video credit]

kaitlynoverboard:

ask and you shall recieve, highly requested la dispute flash

kaitlynoverboard:

ask and you shall recieve, highly requested la dispute flash

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?